Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Mehow Know how

Wow, my first experience using Mehow's system was great. I even used the open hand gesture to my managers at the office and they seemed more impressed than usual. It does feel strange though, like your about to give them a hug.

Story...
When out with a new AFC whom i just started hanging out with again, i trained him on the basics on the way to Pittsburgh (40min).

The first Mehow set of the night turned out to be THE set of the night. HB7 and HB8 were sitting alone at a table so i did the woohoo opener followed by the appropriate tease. It turns out that it was HB8 birthday and was waiting for the rest of her sorority sisters :) . After vibing i went into old nickelodeon shows routine and then went and got my AFC wing to see if he could vibe with these girls. I should have brought the girls to him...doh!! Since he works on cars i DHVed him, "He is an awesome car enthusiast...have you ever seen pimp my ride? AFC here is just like those guys except hella funnier" Anyway, HB7 was into him so i concentrated on B-day girl, which by the way when it was name time, i told her i would just call her the "b-day brat" and i didn't want to know her real name...hehe.

Long story short, B-day brat got some fucked phone call and went in the bathroom to cry. While she was in there i opened HB7 whom came in alone, did the Disney routine as well as the "what did you wanna be when you were 7" and the "middle school fat chick persona". Last was the ADD test which she loved! HB7 and AFC came by and we merged sets which turned out that both HB7's knew each other and were there for the b-day party. After mingling with a bunch more girls when i should have been concentrating on my target, it started to get late and i had to go, but i wasn't gonna go anywhere without at least a n-close.

Told my target we were about to go and teased her about showing b-day brat a good time and to not be so dull. I should have pumped up her state more before doing the number routine.

Me: "Do you believe in fate?"
HB7: "Yeah!"
Me: "Awesome, your just like me. I tell you what, tell me your number, if i remember it i will call you and we can head down to Disney land and start trouble like we talked about. However, if i don't remember it, then it wasn't meant to be. "

At this point her friend interrupted because she wanted to know what i said. Like a dumbass i let the interruption happen, i should have stopped it with "heey, shows over here!" Anyways, after the interrupt i decided to let this set go...

Me: "Ya know what, your time is up. It was wonderful meeting you all and show B-day brat a fuckin awesome time"

Gave some hugs and left. I have a damn good feeling the HB7 was pissed i left without getting her number. Oh well, i don't need it anyways. About to leave for a quick sarge lesson with another AFC and then to Pittsburgh tomorrow for an awesome fun filled night.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

First experience with AGOG's

I have never seen this issue addressed in any posts and want to get some opinions so we can eventually learn from AGOG's (alpha gays). Ok, we all know that women love gay guys because they usually have high energy and can act very sexual towards women without being threatening.

Story...
My first HBasian turned out to be a dance major that had just graduated. After the initial PU and number close at a bar, I had one week with her before she left town. Long story short, the day2 salsa dancing lessons and the hour long question game we played on her couch closed the deal. (why they didn't teach her salsa at her dance school i don't know, thats college i guess) Then she left town and went back home.

A month later she comes back for an audition and wants me to go out to dinner/bar with her and 2 of her girlfriends. Her friends loved me, but i didn't use enough kino on HBasian and somehow felt like i was in the friend zone. That was the most important lesson i learned, even after an f-close, you still need to start from scratch the next time you see them. After the bar i still had high hopes of another night in her old bed. We went to a party named "Crasia" at her old college. She is a crazy Asian! Anyways, the party was filled with gay guys and straight girls. Seems like a cake walk right?? Wrong!

2 Problems with this party:
1. I didn't know anyone except HBasain, and she was occupied with her friends she hadn't seen in a month. Their conversation focused on memories and people i didn't know.

2. After i decided to start sarging her friends, the gay guys came and claimed all the attention with their elevated energy and erotic dancing(mostly with the girls).

No matter how hard I tried to win over HBasain and the other girls, they could not take their attention away from the gay guys. I could only try so hard without stepping completely out of my persona and acting like i was gay myself. After an hour of trying i gave up and went home cause they were not done partying and i had to get up at 6am. Damn.

The only solution i can think of is to game the gay guys instead of the girls. Once you have all of their attention...the chicks will then focus on you instead. How to do this...AMOG an AGOG... while avoiding all the potential problems associated with gaming a gay guy... i have no idea. Any opinions would be appreciated.

I-Man